Thursday, January 3, 2013

fighting off the #januaries


no amounts of coffee can cure the #januaries.
no amounts of mustard can cure the #januaries.
no amounts of botched hole-in-the-middles can cure the #januaries.
even mia, at 6 years old, fears the #januaries.

if we examine why january sucks so much, it shouldn't be that difficult {in theory} to combat this mega-awful month that is worse than all of the mondays in the world combined. it's simple: we just need some really awesome made-up holidays. if your birthday is in january, you don't count, go away, everyone is jealous. but for the other approximately eleven twelfths of us, here are some ideas to combat the #januaries:

national at least i meant to shower day
national eat overcooked ramen and dunkaroos in your bathtub day
national pick your nose but not in public because that's still gross day
national buy the prettiest smelling lotion day, actually this should come before national at least i meant to shower day so you have a cover up, you know?
national entenmann's and nacho cheese and what is a vegetable day
national look at this website day: http://www.streetartutopia.com/?p=10554
national write a letter to someone you idolized in fifth grade day
national watch all of the heath ledger movies day

ok i've expended too much energy just thinking of these and am ready to go back to bed. until february. 

-yeh


9 comments:

Carrie Rosalind said...

I am not a January fan either...so these days sound awesome to me. Do we get the day off work for them too?! ;)

Marlen said...

haha i was literally just thinking of how january blows right after NYE. there's nothing to look forward to! my fav suggestion was national entenmann's and nacho cheese and what is a vegetable day- let's write obama and get something in the works with this

Anonymous said...

national change your diapers day. national black out day. It's tradition to observe this holiday by waking up somewhere completely unfamiliar in nyc the next morning, not having remembered anything at all about the previous night. This is my all-time favorite mynameisyeh entry btw.

Anonymous said...

numnums was here

Jacki said...

Yep, January sucks. BUT, if that first pic is of a hand-poured coffee and if you can tell me where you got the funnel-y thing that will make my bf's January so. much. better!!!

Katie said...

You should just invent a new January holiday that all of us can start celebrating every year. And we'll make it really famous and get it on a calendar so that no one has the januaries anymore.

Lottie Simm said...

i hate january too--glad i am not alone. why can't this rubbish month just hurry up and go away already :)

ma said...

yes. please. and thank you. and i'm gonna do a write-in on "national guacamole on all of the foods day" and "national pet all of the puppies that don't belong to you day" if thats cool.

Mackenzie said...

yes. please. and thank you. and i'm gonna do a write-in on "national guacamole on all of the foods day" and "national pet all of the puppies that don't belong to you day" if thats cool.

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